So i banged this chick 2 years ago...

[ArtVandelay+]

and shes coming over tonight but now has a boyfriend. Whats the easiest way to get her to give me some dome while watching the okl game? i ask here because i no some of you shady bastards have been in this situation, i need outs!!

 

[Timetopay]

tell her to pretend your someone else.

 

[Holysmoke+]

Rr

 

[whyguy223]

just tell here how great she looks, if sh responds flirty then tell her she would look even better giving you he-d like she used to

 

[WVU]

she will be fat so maybe she will be hungry

 

[steaktartar]

she will be fat so maybe she will be hungry

:lolBIG: